officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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booooost:

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."


that rabbit got a mercedes thomight as well get in…

booooost:

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

that rabbit got a mercedes tho
might as well get in…

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

image

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  • Interviewer: How does being a woman affect your work?
  • Person: Mainly through dumbass questions like that.